Deidara gets sick fanfiction Go after Deidara and rescue the Kazekage" ordered Naruto. Later he comes back only to find out he has to marry a certain redhead. Ever since then he had been unconscious in his room. I don't own Naruto or the characters at all. "You think you're so cool. Lifting open Deidara's eyes he noticed they were dilated. His face dropped. As a decapitated head. "leader-sama" kisame said. He sobbed in disbelief. The piercing tones of his phone rang out from under the pillow and Deidara fished it out before answering. " Hey, I heard Deidara was sick and I wanted to help, " Kisame replied. Confusing, I know. itachi stood up and walked to deidara. Kakashi get's of out stupor he then narrow his sole eye at Naruto "after this mission you have some explaining to do Naruto" said Kakashi he then runs after Deidara and the clone. Dei was surprised to see the worried look on his face. I had too much caffeine for one night. Nearly everyone, however, had their eyes closed and their fingers in their ears, desperately trying not to get sick. Now it's up to Sasori to take care of his blonde paretner. "Why are you guys in Sasori-sensei's closet?" she asked. Deidara's POV. This is better than T. Tobi came back with the mop and got right to work cleaning the puke while Itachi helped Deidara out of the kitchen and upstairs. "Watch and learn, hmm!" Then, with a loud squelch, he plunged his hand into the nearest block of clay; when it emerged, he held a shapeless white lump in his palm. "I'll talk to you later, Kisame, un. "Whatever, if you get sick don't say I didn't ask, hm. Tayuya hadn't known Deidara that long when she found out some seniors beat him up for his feminine features in the September cool of their first year at Oshima. Deidara never thought it was possible, but Tobi radiated a sense of danger, power, hatred, and rage. "Damn it Tobi!! But he kept his eyes focused on the blond before him. "Deidara, they all think we hate each other. There wasn't anything friendly about him anymore. Confusion has yet to register on the latter's face when his lips are harshly kissed, pressed against Sasori's like there is no tomorrow. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Adventure - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/9/2017 - id: 12439904 Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. " Deidara muttered back. Even Pein was afraid of him. Will he truly hold potential, or just get in the way? Parental!Sasori and Child!Deidara. "Well, Itachi is sick so I doubt he wants to get out of bed and I'm not really hungry," Deidara replied. Must have been Sasori danna; I guess he does care… "Get up brat, we're leaving," he said grabbing the blanket and shoving it into his bag. , Deidara Deidara's Sick Days. There was only one reason why, Hidan. Great, just my luck, he thought, wearily, I'm sick. Deidara's getting sick of Tobi's personality Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Deidara, Obito U. Deidara turn to the silver haired man. "Deidara-senpai, you're back! Ooh, you're soaking wet, you're going to catch a cold!" Deidara sniffed and swept his wet bangs off of his forehead. " Deidara said. Deidara briefly wondered if Tobi was bipolar. Don't like, don't read. "Hey. "What?" "Yo Wilbur, I can't reach your fucking boyfriend, where's he at?" Hidan's obnoxious voice sounded from the phone. "Hey, where do you think you're going, un?" Deidara demanded, voice deep enough to show that he was already fed up with the kid he now had to take care of. "Only sick perverts like you would come to that conclusion, hm," Deidara muttered, "Well what are we gunna do about the fringe?" "If we cut it real short, you'll look fucking weird. "Aww" everybody except Itachi said. Deidara was sick and because of this the leader of the organization decided that everyone's mission is to take care of him until he's better, instead of having them go out somewhere. Deidara groaned on his bed, rolling over onto his stomach. He thinks Sasuke's going to get way worse. 'If he doesn't want any help, don't bother giving him any. He only knew that being sick felt like hell. He was even more pleased to hear news that they had decided to spend the night in the same room, sharing a bed. I look at him, but I quickly turn away when I see him smirk at me. "I'm fine, danna, un. Not to mention the fact I was with one of the most boring and emotionless people ever. " "'Kay," said Deidara, disappointed. He had never met anyone with the byakugan before. Itachi sighed and dropped Deidara's shirt turning away. "The real question is, why are you in my room!" Deidara shouted. So he just calls him "Deidara. Why did his family even moved here in the first place? To find a new way to boring their son to death? Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. " Deidara was standing at the front door of the hideout, in his midrift shirt and purple shorts, not wearing his overcoat, and a backpack slung over his back. " Rolling his eyes, Sasori resisted the urge to go over and drag Deidara back inside, kicking and screaming if necessary. "Yes Danna. There was a quiet knock on his door and then it opened. 'Tachi, you get better fast so I can prove how great my art is again, un!" Itachi "Tobi would share but, you know, you might get sick, too, and Tobi doesn't want to pass this to Deidara. "What. crappy summary, sasodei, battle with sasuke cut short, based on the song 'The Last Night' by Skillet Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Romance - Deidara, Sasori - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Status: Complete - id: 4556426 "Come on sound excited! Yeah!" Deidara said. "Your not gonna have any fun! Do you hear me?" Sakura said and tryed to calm down. 'My, my, my, Deidara, you don't look well at all. "Come on, hm!" Deidara yelled. Just put it on the table," Kisame said. Tobi knew that Deidara wasn't trying to be hateful when he yelled at him, Deidara just gets easily annoyed with the goofy ninja. " You sure? He is pretty sick, " Sasori reasoned. (In fact, Tayuya had hardly known anyone, for she had come all the way from Oto to the island, and the only face she recognized, with a manner of disgust, was Itachi's, and she made a point to lash out at him or just ignore him Chapter 17: You're A Sick Man. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner while during childbirth. Those eyes. Authors Note: Final chapter! Deidara gets sick. I what my pet now, un!" replied Deidara. "According to him, it's barely even started. "You better lie down, you might fall over in shock. Right over Itachi's heart. 'Wow, you must be really sick,' he teased, 'you don't even know what you're saying. Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki "What are you doing?" Sakura yelled angrily at Deidara, who pat Sakura on the head. We'll leave that to the experts. First of all, I must warn you that this is a fanfic where Deidara is a female. Do not even get Deidara started. "Oh god, oh fuck me, yes!" Deidara cried out, feeling as if he would cum any second. Once they were back in their room, Itachi put Deidara on the bed and went to the bathroom to take a shower and get ready for the day. The ground shook and Deidara rose up as a huge sand worm, roaring, before Sasori erected a sand wall around the three of the fighting men, to keep Sakura out. "I'm gonna have fun, un!" Deidara said happily and looked at Sakura. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic! Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. He knew Deidara was alive, but he knew his heart rate had surely changed. I hardly talk to Akane now, soanyway, she's sick and sensei told me that her mom said not to visit Akane, to go straight home. He was just a sex maniac! Deidara sighed. R&R Please&Thanks. "I'm not your whore. Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. Deidara nudged him and removed the camera. " Eveyone looked at the youngest member of Akatsuki. next pull down boxers and finally deidara grab hold tobi penis looking ''So embarrassing . "Beauty ki-" "JUST GET THE FCKING BEAUTY KIT, AND WE'LL DISCUSS THE WHOLE THING LATER!" Itachi commanded in outrage. Chapter 3: Sick, Ew! Soup, Yum! Authors Note: On a side note, I loooove Tobi's "Senpai," but given how Sasori is still alive right now I didn't think Tobi would have a reason to call Deidara that and not the others. I open the door to the passenger seat and get in, closing the door behind me. I cracked my eyes open only to have sunlight shine in them. "Itachi?" And since their newest member was his partner he had to stay home from school and nurse the blonde and wait for him to get better. " Deidara scowled and snuggled his head into Sakura's lap, falling asleep as she ran her fingers through his hair. Deidara expected to see even less of his red haired lover now he was sick. "Of course I'm sure, now get him or Deidara's gonna get worse!" "Ah! Of course Sasori!" Tobi sped out of the room, running towards Kakuzu and Hidan's room. "Are we going to do anything or just watch?" Ino asks. ". " Deidara let out a chuckle and rested a hand on Itachi's shoulder. "Deidara?" Sasori called. "Shut up before I blow your head off, un!" Deidara retorted sharply. He turned to walk back to the base just as Sasori came looking for him. Ok so I got really bored today while home sick so I decided to write this. Itachi attacked his length as if he was a starving man and Deidara's dick was his first meal in years. Sakura continued to pick herbs, then suddenly she heared something. If I did Deidara wouldn't have died. Danna and I were walking back to the hideout from yet another scroll retrieval mission. " Deidara slipped his hand from Itachi's shoulder and to his chest. Tobi really hopes Sasori will not try to kill Tobi! But Deidara's life is at stake! Tobi has always liked Deidara. Breathing in the scent of arousal, he tiredly tried to calm down, thinking about how much of a sick pedophile he was when…! "Nii-san~! I'm here!" Shit! 'Same goes for you, Zetsu,' Deidara warned, beginning to mould his clay into a spider. But chances are Kisame or Sasori will bring it in here, huh! And they won't let me get out of bed. I just wanted to make a what if… kinda thing. "So what's wrong?" Deidara After Deidara got a little food in his stomach he laid his head back onto Sakura's lap making Sakura chuckle, "I now have new information to put in your bingo books. Deidara's Sick Days. The pain in his tummy was getting worse. Yaoi. If you don't, keep your mouth shut!" Enjoy! page break. Deidara open the zip of his pocket and removed a GAINT BLUE LOLYPOP! Then Deidara said smugly "Look how big mine is!" Chapter 1. Plotless, don't go look for one. I look at Deidara again, just to show him that I heard what he said. I promise. Sorry Deidara and Naruto is pregnant?" asked Kisame. For once, he's still. And now, in the words of Robert Porterfield, "If you like it, talk about it. but itachi stood in his way. That's odd. Kakuzu laughed at this and Hidan sweared every swear word that ever was. Chapter 5: Help, Needed! Authors Note: I got like the next 3 or 4 chapters in rough drafts right now, so yall will not have to wait too long for more! I better get that clay before Sasori finds me. " Pein gives Deidara a choice it's something he's been waiting for ever since he got into Akatsuki, will he stick to his word or break it. Itachi looked over at Sasuke who nodded. That'll keep me preoccupied. ' he thought. He said as he ran to Sasori. Deidara started chuckling. 'Here, these should last you until tomorrow,' Sasori said, putting the tissues on Deidara's bedside table. I knew if I didn't get up in three seconds I would be thrown off. "Beautiful, isn't it?" He bit his lower lip as he felt his balls tightening as he prepared for the hardest orgasm yet. Onshot. "But Deidara…" "Itachi, we can do it. "Deidara get your ass back to the base and out of the rain this instant!" Sasori ordered. "Go get Kakuzu to stitch me up, asshole!" "Kakuzu's on a mission. -----OR-----Kakuzu gets fed up with Hidan's bratty bullshit and fucks his decapitated head in the middle of the woods. " My eyes sent him daggers of pure hatred he completely ignored, as usual, while he just stood there. "Hey, I don't like this any more than you do," Zetsu snapped. Sure enough, as he listened Deidara's heartbeat was exsubstantitally low, and his breathing came in short bursts. "You're going to get sick," he warned. "It's just that I met an old lady who had a bunch of bags to carry, and her house was so far away, and she had arthritis, so I helped her! She gave me some candy and told me that I'm a good boy!" "Tobi, what the hell. Good. "I should've brought popcorn" Lee says. But when something happens on a mission, Deidara may be unable to create his art. "enough!" said pein as he walked in the room. Vivaldi doesn't look at anyone. ' 'Exactly, now go,' Deidara said, holding up the spider threateningly. Instead she stares down at her lap where her hands are folded. Chapter 1: Itachi. "ACHOO!" it wasn't like Deidara liked the illness or anything. Whoop: We've got lots more favorites, lots more reviews, lots more comments, and I love you! I'm still very sorry it takes me so long to get these up… Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand Oct 23, 2008 · But now, when both Deidara and Itachi falls sick, he realises that he will never have the chance to get as close to his team as he does while wearing that infuriating orange mask. Deidara gasped her name as he came, watching as thick, gooey fluid staining the coverlet on his bed. Zetsu said "Well, Itachi gonna be a daddy" and Itachi gave Zetsu a death glare. How they always were friends, but lost each other at a certain point. Itachi smiled to himself, too excited to sleep. Deidara frowned. Most of the time, she would find him working on a new clay creation to use in battle. Lots of OOC and fluff, ages are twisted around to fit the story. There was a part of Deidara champing at the bit to take this opportunity to turn Itachi into a beautiful work of art - he'd like to see his face, pale and confused as it was right now, fill with the dawning realisation of what was about to Hmmm?" Deidara yells and gets his clay ready. " 50 sentence format IS ALLOWED ON . Disclaimer: Own Naruto yet? Erm, no. to look'' say tobi use his hand cover his mask like a shy girl ''Don't look un'' say deidara. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help! Itachi simply closed his eyes and leaned back against Kisame. By ilovemyboys. ' 'Shut up, hmn,' Deidara muttered, sulkily. "I'm Deidara, yeah" he tells me as the car begins rolling forwards in a quicker speed. note: I am sick of being reported for a "list entry. She sits down at the very end away from her family. She, a medical shinobi, was sick. Rated T because of violence. "THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION! HURRY GET MY BEAUTY KIT!" Itachi commanded pointing over to his drawer. "What?" Tobi says. " Apr 27, 2013 · "MY DIGNITY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BSTARD!" Itachi bursted out, grabbing Deidara by the cloak. "Just watch. Rated T for language. I can´t wait. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. "That camera is just perverted, man," said Hidan. Deidara did this without a complaint, which worried Tobi more. Deidara ignored her. Now Sasori's probably gonna make me go to a doctor, un. Not that she doesn't want to see you, but she doesn't want you to get sick too. Itachi lied down, on Deidara's bed. Deidara: A huge baby whenever he's sick. Enjoying the way his tongue moved and curled around the head of his cock. Tobi just yelled "Tobi a good boy" and Sasori pulled out a handkerchief for Deidara. Sasori, who had been emptying Deidara's bin, returned with the empty bin in one hand and a fresh box of tissues in the other; Deidara's fever may have gone down but his nose had got more and more blocked as the day went on. They watch as Deidara throws his clay at Tobi, hitting him every time and for some reason there's not a scratch on him. When he came back, Deidara was sprawled out on the bed fast asleep again. " Deidara takes care of Tobi tirelessly, worrying about the annoyance constantly, but still trying to get peeks of his face whenever possible, starting to get used to his more mature outbursts as they happen only when he gets a high fever. "Just push!" All of the Akatsuki were now huddled around the hospital bed Konan lay on, giving birth. "Get up brat. "It's adorable!" "Feh" Itachi said quietly to himself. How in the world had that happened; she had gotten all her shots, drank orange juice every morning, and worked out. He hadn't been it since he was a little kid and his parents still had been alive. That morning, around 6am, Hidan's father came into the bathroom to get his son "Ok, you can get out now" his dad said and Hidan shakily got out of the shower and was shaking so bad as he had very stuttered and shallow breaths The Deidara pushed him off onto a pile of dolls. , Deidara deidara super impatience help pulling tobi down fast. A little too quickly I might add. Getting up I made my way toward the tea to get some more when all of a sudden I began to feel drowsy. But there was one good thing about him getting sick… Deidara would have marveled at the skill if only he weren't so distracted by the fact that he hated to be touched! Neji's hands were careful and brief, when he glanced up at Deidara for a moment he said nothing. I hope everyone enjoys! P. A short, fluffy love story about Tobi and Deidara from Naruto;) Deidara is pretending to be sick, and Tobi is helpfully taking care of him:) Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - Deidara, Obito U. Language: English Words: 2,653 Chapters: 2/? Collections: 1 Comments: 4 Kudos: 54 Bookmarks: 4 Hits: 975 Deidara's Sick Days. Deidara goes and leans against the wall where he can watch everything. Man…I need to get out of here… (Sniff, sniff) Ahhh…smells like someone's cooking. Deidara, Kisame and Itachi went back to watching T. 'Great. "Guess it's just us then," Kisame stated as he threw on his coat and collected his wallet and key from his desk. Deidara looked around and saw that Itachi was coughing up blood. He was caught. Those overconfident eyes always make me so sick! Your eyes have no respect for my art. "Please, someone like me doesn't catch a cold because of a little rain," he scoffed. Narrated by Deidara. Summery: Deidara gets bored as well as Serina, after complaining for forever and a half the members of the Akatsuki cave in and agree to play a game with themlittle did they know that the game they where going to play was truth or dare. "That is what annoys me the most about you and your brother!" his opponent growled. Sasori couldn't remember when the last time was when he had been sick. " Meanwhile, Deidara was finishing up the tiny Akatsuki cloak for Fluffybutt/Itachi the Second. Maybe someday he will be Tobi's partner! Tobi ran right into their room Placing an ear against his partner's chest Sasori listened for a heartbeat. "get out of the way" yelled deidara. Chapter 12: Mahjongg. Deidara's looking right at me now and for once he isn't moving. He isn't wiping down stuff, realigning empty water bottles, pushing in my abandoned chair or anything like that. Naruto scoffs at Kakashi he then turn his gaze to Chiyo and Sakura "you two don't get involved. …. "Oh no, we forgot the dress" he said and walked away to Sakuras room to get a dress. " Sakura says. Huh. Kurotsuchi smiles and goes to get the twins from the hotel. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. The sun soaks through his cloak and it warms him, making him feel just a little bit better. Deidara and Tobi get a mission to capture Naruto. He was bed ridden after being poisoned on a mission. Deidara just smiled his eyes closed. He looks for Deidara everywhere, but can't find him. Aug 9, 2013 · As the songs go on and on, and the random touches between Sasori and Deidara get more often as the crowd gets crazier, Sasori gets sick of waiting and grabs the blond. The Akatsuki was abnormally quiet today. Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Obito U. This time, however, when she walked into the room, he had a tarp thrown over his desk and was sitting on his bed, innocently reading a book - upside The night air is pretty windy , as deidara can feel it passing his hands ''deidara-senpai are you sick?'' ''Your face look really really red'' tobi ask while eating. Sasori came in and sat on the edge of his bed. "I'm off to take a hot sho - a - a - ahh choo!" He blinked. Jul 22, 2019 · Deidara moaned, his head falling back as he clutched Itachi's head between his thighs. Deidara is sick and Sasori has to watch him. We'll hide it. "I know what it means. Well, Deidara was dying of laughter, Mikito was giggling wildly and Sasuke was snickering. " Mar 25, 2010 · But now, when both Deidara and Itachi falls sick, he realises that he will never have the chance to get as close to his team as he does while wearing that infuriating orange mask. "You mean our pet" said a man with black hair in a low ponytail. "Get in," Deidara says, holding the door. Time Country was a lot less cool than it had sounded in the brochures. 1sentence. He was lying in bed with a fever, a stuffed up nose, a killer headache, and a sore throat. Yes, I know Deidara is a guy, I mean we've all seen his chest. " Deidara gave his partner in crime a withering look. Tobi was use to Deidara mostly yelling at him or trying to blow him up sometimes but Deidara hardly said anything when he was sick. We should just leave it hanging above your eyebrows," Hidan expertly "I'm sick and tired of being treated like your little love toy. But Deidara gets a suprise visit that only makes him want his danna more. Did he got a flu or fever? He did get sick at few times when he was younger. Why was she sick? "You spend all your spare time in a hospital surrounded by sick people, Sakura; it's only natural that you get sick once in a while. He closes his eyes and then startles when he feels Deidara nudge him. "Get in," Deidara repeats. "You okay there Deidara? You look like you'll clonk out at any minute," Kisame Deidara had just finished molding a particularly complex bird as he sighed. Prelude-Assignment to take care of the sick. itachi uchiha x deidara. The one blue eye was wide, pupil dilated manically. Deidara walked home with his bag over a shoulder, yawning after the boring classes of today. "Hey, Deidara, get sick of being mistaken for a girl?" Kisame jabbed, allowing a cackle to escape from his serrated grin as his eyes landed on Deidara's mangled tresses. "Why won't he die!" Deidara yells. Much (: Oh I'm loving Deidara more and more every single freaking day. "Hidan-san. He had been feeling nauseous, and throwing up ever since this morning. Apr 9, 2017 · Deidara is born in the Phenex household but gets ousted out when he was a baby due to special circumstances. Every time we came back to the base, Leader-sama would give us another mission. Deidara coughed and blew his nose. . Let's go than. Feeling increasingly cold, Deidara pulled his blanket up to his chin and snuggled down into the warm bed, finally feeling like he might be able to get some decent sleep. Deidara took a moment to stare at those strange, pupiless eyes. Giving his hair a final squeeze, he headed for the stairs. We have to get back; Sasori's making a bed at the old medical building. I hate how you guys treat me, so I'm leaving. Deidara pulled the mechanism closer to his face in an attempt to get a better look at the strange thing, turning it over once and then flipping it back to its original size. Yes, he's definitely changed Deidara thought. Hey, it's okay. In town Deidara, Sasori and Tobi have hidden their Akatsuki cloaks in side of one of Sasori's puppets to avoid any attention from the people of the leaf "Hey Deidara lets go to that Dango shop, Tobi is a good boy" the blond glares at the orange masked man and turns to Sasori "We may as "Sorry I'm late, Deidara-senpai!" said a robed, masked man. - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Status: Complete - id: 8670477 The Akatsuki Loves Deidara. deidara didn't even bother to pull all the pant down. One of his attempts to make more money. "their at it again" sasori sighed. When did this get on me? I wondered. He gets the feeling that Vivaldi doesn't want anyone near her. " Sick. Deidara yelled, flinching when they got in front of him, "You assholes should know better than to fuck with me!" Deidara growled angrily, before diving into a pit of sand. The red head wrapped his arms around Deidara and led him back to the base, scolding him as they went. , I only own Cindra, not Deidara or any other characters in the fictions yet to come. boyxboy, AU On the days the Pein was being overly-protective, Konan would slip out of the room and head to Deidara's room. It was in fact, it was all going smoothly until Itachi started coughing. "im starting to get sick of this" replied itachi. "Doesn't look harmfu-" he started to mumur aloud. I'm coming, un. deidara would prefer tobi not looking while she is She was sick. Then he closed his fingers, tightening his hand into a fist. S. It's not a list of crappy pick-up lines, it's not a "never hear them say" - it's a genuine story, made up of sentences, with a beginning, a middle, and an end. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Status: Complete - id: 5901894 Everything was normal (or as close to normal as things could get) in the Akatsuki hideout. Gato heard sick squirming noises, and when Deidara opened his hand, a little clay spider sat on it. Hidan had been sick for over a week. Sasori had to go on their mission alone while he stayed at the base to get better. ' Deidara opened his eyes irritably as he was dragged back to reality. I guess it makes sense since I'm sick but still… Sitting down again I took another sip and let my head hang low as my eyes tried to drift off. . Sasori was momentarily taken aback, it was quite rare for Deidara to thank anyone, let alone him. Since the two of you share a room I came here but you're on sensei's side of the room. The Sunagakure ninja let a small smile flicker across his face before putting a hand on Deidara's forehead. "Sensei asked me to get Hiruko so he could polish it. "Tobi said you were sick," replied Sasori. He couldn't wait to do more. Akatsuki Truth Or Dare. "I am pushing!" Konan hollered. He hated waiting. He took the clothes and food. 'Well, it seems being ill doesn't improve your temper at all, Deidara,' Zetsu sighed. 'Just leave him,' Black Zetsu muttered, darkly. "Hurry up. " Hey, " Sasori said. In fact, he absolutely hated being sick. Vivaldi gives a small nod and walks over to the couch. " Yea, " Kisame said. deidara said while running away from hidan. Her howl was followed by a pained grunt, and the sound of a baby He never thought he could get sick and if he had known, he wouldn't have stood in the rain so much. Deidara didn't think anything about it until something sticky and wet hit his back. Crack fic. V. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic! Chapter 12: Hidan's Sick and Sasori's Past Revealed. "What, un?" Deidara growled. Language: English Words: 12,930 Chapters: 5/5 Kudos: 10 Bookmarks: 1 Hits: 202 Feb 1, 2025 · He was gonna get face fucked. Crack, and Yaoi. Say it and don't spray it!" yelled Deidara. Why did he always choose the worst classes and the even worse teachers? Like that idiotic Jiraya- sensei. Cin was never one of those girls who went out looking for adventure. "Hai, Hai Itachi-san, un" whispered Deidara and turned his attention to the pink haired girl. and they weren't bothered for an hour. " Itachi answered back. The blonde couldn't have been happier. Sasori's been noticing something different about Deidara has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories? Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Humor - Deidara, Sasori - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4 Deidara said smiling. SasxDei Fluff. The child was most likely to die or get sick in his care. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic! Hey, this is my first fanfiction. "Fine," I spat venomously as I sat up. All I'll do is laugh, hm. And each time the location would be farther away than the last. In the forest. "Lets just hope that Leader-sama and Deidara get sick of that stupid critter soon. Deidara wonder and thought about it when tobi say. Then I can get back to wonderful sleep… Standing up, slowly this time, I went over to the sink and washed my dishes, then made my way through the complex tunnels of the Akatsuki hideout, that eventually led me outside. Tobi murmured, turning to face Deidara, who unconsciously took a step back. He looks under a rock outside to find Deidara hiding in a hole he dug. Sasori brings a child into the lives of the Akatsuki Organization. Also fans of Deidara don't get angry, I'm a big Deidara fan too, but sometimes it's okay to poke fun at your favorite characters, even if it is depressing. But this feel so much different … Sasori and Deidara get sent on a mission but Deidara gets sick. I don't have time for this. Sasori moved his head to the pillows and answered the door. All was dark, evil, and dull… "DEIDARA-SENPAI!!"Tobi calls out in his irritating, annoying voice. But in the end Deidara realizes he loves Itachi, but in a way beyond friendship. Deidara nodded. Chapter 10: Sick. Well, if making me laugh a lot is your definition of changing someone's life for the better (it's mine, if that helps any), you achieved your new years resolution! "Pein, you crazy bastard! Get over here, god damn it!" Pein had stood on the other side of the room, watching, yet still hiding from Phoenix. I squinted and sat up while rubbing at my eyes, a blanket falling off of me. The weasel craned his neck to see Sasuke, Mikito, and Deidara laughing their asses off for some odd reason. " "Thanks, Deidara. Itachi was very satisfied with the results between Hidan and Deidara. Deidara's immediate reaction is to pull away. fever dream. He wasn't Deidara, so why was he on top of him like this? What if Deidara saw this? A chorus of laughter rose from the people on Itachi's front porch. Sasori saw Deidara trying to rock the infant to no avail and he smirked once more before turning to go back to his small home. " Deidara shook. As soon as I stepped out in the cold air I was met with that wretched Deidara was on the verge of sleeping when someone knocked on the door, waking him from his verge. sigh The two have always been all about their art, in everything that they do. "That bad? Sick people need lots of fluids, so I brought some tea, un! It's jasmine. " "Greedy bastard… Go GET someone, you asshole motherfucker shitface!" He gave them to me and told me to give them to you. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara Deidara thinks about how his life has been with Itachi. "Itachi, no one will know. edajy pprj jhnm rvkjfc vtarc nghu epmsdeu jog ygg olgyw axj vhkxxx ycgd vjzds cjzwvx